If you’ve been shopping in the luxury sex toy space, you’ve likely heard of the Cowgirl Premium Sex Machine. In this post, The Cowgirl Premium Saddle Sex Machine Review, I’m going to dig into everything: design, strength, noise, comfort, and most importantly, whether this high-end sex saddle is worth your investment. My thesis: the Cowgirl Saddle is unique and one of a kind, and actually affordable for a sex machine. However, the size and noise levels make it only “worth it” for people who prioritize performance and pleasure over discretion or portability.

Design, Build & Attachments

The Cowgirl Saddle is styled to mimic equestrian movement, with self-rocking, tapping, and vibration built right into the saddle design. The materials are very impressive – the attachments are 100% body-safe silicone, and the saddle itself is vegan leather. It’s really well built and so beautiful. It comes with two attachments, one vibrating and one thrusting, that connect magnetically. Most sex machines don’t have things that connect magnetically, so this was a really cool thing to see on this machine. These attachments give distinct sensations and are both penetrative. Plus, clitoral stimulation is built into the machine! It has five settings, and you can ride the machine without an attachment for non-penetrative fun. The anti-gravity swing design also makes it so you can mount the saddle on surfaces like beds, couches, chairs, or tables (SO COOL), and the grip handles make repositioning it much easier than other machines. 

Performance & Power

The Cowgirl Saddle charges in about 3 hours and offers around 1.5 hours of usage per charge. The remote has a longer battery life – it charges in 90 minutes and gives about 3 hours of usage. In terms of noise, it tops out at 72 dB, which is very similar to other machines (for reference, the Sybian tops out at 72dB, and the Motorbunny products top out at 74 dB.) 72 dB is about comparable to a loud conversation or a vacuum cleaner — it’s not whisper quiet, but super manageable with some sound dampening (rug, mattress, etc.). And like I mentioned above, the saddle supports mounting on multiple surfaces, and has three motion types (rocking, vibration, tapping), which allows you to vary the intensity of each ride.

Comfort, Practicality & Concerns

Of course, the Cowgirl Saddle isn’t just about its numbers and power; it has to fit into your sex life and overall lifestyle. First off, it’s comfortable AF. The shape of the saddle, the raised seat, and the grip handles make it comfortable to ride for 5 minutes or an hour. In terms of being worried about noise, putting the machine on a surface with some give (like a mattress or couch) reduces vibration noise and sound transfer. Then, in terms of cleaning, it’s a dream. The attachments are detachable and silicone, and the saddle and base are super easy to clean by wiping them down. Finally, storage. One thing to keep in mind is that it’s not small. It’s not as bulky as some other sex machines, but it’s not tiny.  

Here are the dimensions, from their website:

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Comparisons & Alternatives

When you compare the Cowgirl Saddle Premium Sex Machine with long-standing machines like the Sybian and MotorBunny, one difference immediately stands out: the Cowgirl Saddle moves. Unlike the others, which rely on attachments for vibration and thrust, the Premium model incorporates a self-rocking seat that mimics the physicality of riding. That rocking motion creates whole-body engagement, combining clitoral, penetrative, and rhythmic stimulation in a way Sybian and MotorBunny can’t replicate. (However, MotorBunny BUCK offers things this one doesn’t!)

From my broader comparison of sex machines, here’s how it stacks up:

• Materials & safety: All three use silicone attachments, which are body-safe and easier to clean than porous materials.
• Comfort: The Cowgirl line is known for its wider saddle and extra padding, offering more support during longer rides. Sybian is narrower, which some find easier to straddle but less cushioned.
• Attachments: Sybian and MotorBunny still win in terms of variety, with more options and some cross-compatibility.

Bottom line: The Cowgirl Saddle Premium is the only sex machine that literally moves under you, and that innovation makes it uniquely immersive.

Is It Worth the Price?

The Cowgirl Saddle Premium Sex Machine’s retail price is $350 (often on sale!). It comes with free shipping, a one-year warranty, and free gifts (lubricant + toy cleaner). I think it’s a really fantastic value for an incredibly unique product. With that said, if you only plan on using it occasionally or need something more discreet, the cost may feel high. But for folks who want a sex machine (and don’t mind dedicating space and managing noise), I think the investment is worth it.

In Conclusion

The Cowgirl Saddle Premium Sex Machine delivers on pleasure, design, build, and uniqueness. If you care about power, build quality, and having options, it delivers. However, the trade-offs are size, noise, and storage. (It is a sex machine after all). Ultimately, whether you think it’s worth it for you or not depends on how often you’ll use it, how discreet you need to be with sounds/noise, and what your storage situation is like.

TLDR: If you’re looking for an affordable sex machine that’s comfortable to ride, customizable for pleasure, and you have the storage space for it, I’d highly recommend checking out The Cowgirl Saddle.

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